Pet Caretaker Prints

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

'I feel ridiculous!'

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

"My nose isn't wet and runny I think I'm getting a cold."

'My nipples are sore and I haven't been outside for days. That's why I'm growling.'

'Llamas spit, Doctor!'

'It's always about you, isn't it?'

"I like to cover him whenever we have fish in case it upsets him."

Dog Food

"We'll be back Monday. Feed the cats, water the plants and ask for one-forty-two-five."

"I seem to have missed the cup."

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

'Can't she practice birth control instead of getting fixed?'

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'I see your parents let you get that new filter system.'

'I told you to limit his feedings because he was too fat!'

"Stop eating my goldfish." "He's not eating it. He's keeping it warm."

'I don't mind your charging by the mile, Doc, but I don't think...

"At first I thought it was a sinkhole. It turns out that my dog just likes to dig."

'Those tranquilizers didn't do a thing for her...'

Vets in Venice

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

"I'm prescribing a placebo. You'll have to explain to him that it's really working."

'I bit all the hands that did not feed me and now I need a diet! Please help!!"

"Now let's see what she does when I take one nibble and walk away."

"It's from the dog, he's asking for the tin opener."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'This is your bowl - keep it nice.'

"In case you were wondering, your electric razor does not work on hamsters."

Darn it! This fish food just won't stay in his little bowl! ? Bruce.

"In the commercials they run over to it and wag their tails."

Warren and some of his occupants.

Cat about to get an injection from a vet.