Modern Pet Caretaker Prints

'Since we no longer have a newspaper to fetch, I taught him how to check the newsfeeds for me.'

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog Walking Services

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Bathing the dog

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"She's a miniature."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'They sure have small litters.'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Dog Food

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

"He wants a second opinion."

'Where did the little bird go?'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

Man and dog on their hover boards.

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'