Miniature Pet Caretaker Prints

"The usual, please, Ken."

"Foster failure"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'They sure have small litters.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Dog Food

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Where did the little bird go?'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

My Bowl Is Empty.

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Horse Clean-up

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

'Do human beings get ear mites, Doctor?'

"No wonder it was so affordable."