Small Pet Caretaker Prints

Hamster IV

"Foster failure"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"She's a miniature."

'They sure have small litters.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Help me!

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Dog Food

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Where did the little bird go?'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

My Bowl Is Empty.

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Horse Clean-up

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

'Do human beings get ear mites, Doctor?'

Succeed.