Pet Caretakers Prints

"She's a miniature."

"I wanted a pool table. But nooo..."

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog Walking Services

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Bathing the dog

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Dog on man's stair lift

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'They sure have small litters.'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Dog Food

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'Where did the little bird go?'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."