Pet Caretakers Pillows

"She's a miniature."

"I wanted a pool table. But nooo..."

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

"Foster failure"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog Walking Services

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Bathing the dog

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Dog on man's stair lift

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'They sure have small litters.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Hell No Kitty

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Dog Food

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'