Puppy Caretaker Pillows

Dog with chew toy.

"Foster failure"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Love a Mutt

Bathing the dog

Dog lover

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Canine Scentipede

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Dog on man's stair lift

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"She's a miniature."

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Pavlov's Puppy

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'