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Dog with chew toy.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Foster failure"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Love a Mutt

Bathing the dog

Dog lover

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Canine Scentipede

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Dog on man's stair lift

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"She's a miniature."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Pavlov's Puppy

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'