Small Pet Enthusiast Prints

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

"The usual, please, Ken."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

"Pick me!"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Canine Companion

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The hyenas started it."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Tallyho!"

The Trojan Beagle.