Curious Cattle Caretaker Gifts

'Second rumenotomy on that danged cow this year, Doc....'

"Foster failure"

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'Where did the little bird go?'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

A cow ventriloquist.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Free Range Cows.

Horse Clean-up

Ranch Dressing

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'Do human beings get ear mites, Doctor?'

Succeed.

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

Cattle farmer's super-market