Bovine Caretaker Gifts

'Another acute prognosis! Dammit!'

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Bathing the dog

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Dog on man's stair lift

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'They sure have small litters.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Dog Food

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"He wants a second opinion."

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Where did the little bird go?'

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

A cow ventriloquist.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'