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'Another acute prognosis! Dammit!'

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Bathing the dog

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Dog on man's stair lift

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'They sure have small litters.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Dog Food

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"He wants a second opinion."

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

A cow ventriloquist.

'Where did the little bird go?'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'