Curious Cattle Caretaker T-Shirts

'Second rumenotomy on that danged cow this year, Doc....'

"Foster failure"

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'Where did the little bird go?'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

A cow ventriloquist.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Ranch Dressing

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Free Range Cows.

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

Horse Clean-up

'We complete each other...'

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

'Do human beings get ear mites, Doctor?'

Succeed.

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'