Cattle Care T-Shirts

'I don't like these calf scour tablets!...

Leif has a lot of trouble with his ticklish cow...

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Billy. The Kid.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Love a Mutt

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Haute Suture

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Hush puppy.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'You know too much!'

Support group for sheep.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'