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'Where's my glove?'

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Pick me!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Foster failure"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Billy. The Kid.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Love a Mutt

Haute Suture

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Hush puppy.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'You know too much!'

Support group for sheep.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'