Cow Care Pillows

'Where's my glove?'

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Pick me!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Foster failure"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Billy. The Kid.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Quick, start the car!"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Hush puppy.

Haute Suture

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Support group for sheep.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'You know too much!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'