Cow Caregiver Pillows

Bovine Obstetrician.

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Freshest ice cream in town!

Bathing the dog

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Cow Blue Arrows

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Dog on man's stair lift

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Boomerang cow.

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Get on with it!

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'Will you be wanting this?'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Rapunzcow

But it's the other leg that hurts.