Livestock Care Pillows

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'I can't wait to be shorn of all this wooly symbolism.'

'I come from a long line of Sunday roasts...'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Shepherd

A farmer builds a fence around a very stubborn bull

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Billy. The Kid.

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Quick, start the car!"

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Hush puppy.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Support group for sheep.

Love a Mutt