Livestock Keeping Pillows

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"Sorry, but they call themselves cowboys: so they must love us more than they love their horses..."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"They’re real."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Pull the udder one

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Superstock'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Cheesie Rider

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Sick Rancher Humor

The worm that churned!

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

You must un-learn bowel control!