Animal Keeping Pillows

'Me, I'm not afraid of my husband leaving me: He's a Homing-Pigeon you see...'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Tia Carmen, this city council just banned roosters from living in town."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Foster failure"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Billy. The Kid.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"Quick, start the car!"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Haute Suture

Hush puppy.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Support group for sheep.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'You know too much!'