Dog Keeper Pillows

"Aisle Nine, but be careful, because right next to it we sell dog food."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Bathing the dog

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

"He wants a second opinion."

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl