Dog Keeper Mugs

"Aisle Nine, but be careful, because right next to it we sell dog food."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Bathing the dog

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"He wants a second opinion."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'