Pet Keeping Mugs

"I don't know. George got it somewhere."

Hybrid Cat Breeds

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

Customer:'What's new?' Assistant: 'We've just received a shipment of Columbian parrots!' Parrot: 'Polly wants some crack!'

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

'For heaven's sake! The budgie went back in his cage half-an-hour ago!'

Freud at a crossroads: "Psychoanalysis should relieve stress and anxiety..but so does looking at fish."

It was at times like this John had his doubts about keeping a wild boar as a pet in his flat!

'Have you been overfeeding Oscar again?'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

The Hanson's decision to buy an attack spider finally paid off.

'I keep them around because they have skills I need.'

"I'm retired now"

"Stay away from the piranha tank."

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

'I'd like to return this snake. It's suffering from reptile dysfunction.'

'Isn't he clever?! Junior's learned to speak by repeating what I'm repeating...'

'Beware of Annoying Little Barking Dog.'

'Free as a bird': Yeah right!

A white rabbit.

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

'As opposed to the subtler markings of the female.'

'Can he write term papers?'

'Sorry -- I checked, and there's no such thing as 'Take Your Fish to Work' Day.'

"Whose a pretty boy,then?" "You don't have to answer that."

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'He won't hurt you, he's only being friendly.'

'I want to return this piranha!'

'Yes, very clever,Doris - but I think you'll find it's the budgie you should be training to sit on your shoulder!'

Just when he thought he never would, Don found his sole mate.

Parrot Perch

Shuttlecock in a Cage

Genius Parrot

'They're small but cheap.'