Pet Keeping Gifts

"I don't know. George got it somewhere."

Hybrid Cat Breeds

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

Customer:'What's new?' Assistant: 'We've just received a shipment of Columbian parrots!' Parrot: 'Polly wants some crack!'

"If you're thinking of evolving, don't bother."

'Have you been overfeeding Oscar again?'

'For heaven's sake! The budgie went back in his cage half-an-hour ago!'

"I'm retired now"

'I keep them around because they have skills I need.'

Freud at a crossroads: "Psychoanalysis should relieve stress and anxiety..but so does looking at fish."

The Hanson's decision to buy an attack spider finally paid off.

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

It was at times like this John had his doubts about keeping a wild boar as a pet in his flat!

"Whose a pretty boy,then?" "You don't have to answer that."

'He won't hurt you, he's only being friendly.'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'I want to return this piranha!'

Parrot Perch

Shuttlecock in a Cage

Genius Parrot

'They're small but cheap.'

Just when he thought he never would, Don found his sole mate.

'Sorry -- I checked, and there's no such thing as 'Take Your Fish to Work' Day.'

'Can he write term papers?'

'As opposed to the subtler markings of the female.'

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

A white rabbit.

'Free as a bird': Yeah right!

'Beware of Annoying Little Barking Dog.'

'Isn't he clever?! Junior's learned to speak by repeating what I'm repeating...'

'I'd like to return this snake. It's suffering from reptile dysfunction.'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

"Stay away from the piranha tank."