Pet Keepers Gifts

Live goldfish for sale

"Aside from the claustrophobia, ground up mealworms, depression, and looking at you pucker your lips all day... life is just peachy!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Foster failure"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"She's a miniature."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

'They sure have small litters.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

Dog Food

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Where did the little bird go?'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Rats in a laboratory labelled: 'Test, Control, Pet.'

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Parrot Perch

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

Horse Clean-up