Modern Pet Keeper Gifts

Remote-controlled cat flap.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Dog Walking Services

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

State of the Art Dog.

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

Man and dog on their hover boards.

Parrot Perch

"Text!"

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

Rats in a laboratory labelled: 'Test, Control, Pet.'

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"What have you done with the doctor?"

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

"I'm beginning to see signs of the recovery everywhere."

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

How did you get a talking gerbil? Long, long, long story. My mom was a geneticist. My dad was a zoologist. They were in love once, but they loved their science more, and grew far, far apart. To save the marriage, they joined forces and created a talking gerbil, Herbert. A tiny creature to cherish and solidify their bond. Run for your life. I pooped myself. 'Twas a fool's errand.

"Whose a pretty boy,then?" "You don't have to answer that."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

'I can't keep a secret, either!'