Modern Pet Enthusiast Gifts

State of the Art Dog.

Pet Communication

"Pick me!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Welcome to the Team

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Love Conquers All

"He was a sea rescue."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"She's a miniature."

Author's Bio-diversity.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"