Exotic Pet Keeper Gifts

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"What have you done with the doctor?"

'My chameleon has something wrong with it's leg.'

Seagiraffes

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Hyenas as Pets

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'I want you to bring me one.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'I'm really thirsty.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

'Exotic Garden'

Persian

Vet's Waiting Room

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."