Exotic Animal Lover Gifts

Toucan in bird cage.

'You realize, of course, that although I do many soundness exams, my experience with dromedaries is relatively limited?"

Seagiraffes

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Hyenas as Pets

'I want you to bring me one.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'I'm really thirsty.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"What have you done with the doctor?"

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

Persian

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

'Exotic Garden'

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

Vet's Waiting Room

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."