Exotic Pet Lover Gifts

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Dinosaur in the vet's waiting room.

'Alsatian? Silly me,I thought you said AUSTRALIAN!'

"You spoil those damn piranha"

"To be fair, dear. They did look after our cat when we went on holiday."

Lost Monster

'He's all chirp and no peck.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'Don't go.... He likes you!'

'Sorry, Captain... The parrots were sold out!'

Lost Crocodile

Not everyone was best pleased with the new relaxed aircraft cabin laws...allowing pets to sit with their owners!

"Well, there are cat people and dog people and..."

"Try to relax. He can smell fear."

Seagiraffes

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'I want you to bring me one.'

Hyenas as Pets

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'I'm really thirsty.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"