Exotic Pet Admirer Gifts

'Oh...I thought you were just speaking metaphorically.'

'The pet store told us she was a 'Teacup Giraffe'.'

"My kids talked me into it."

"Sometimes it's hard to tell whether she's going out or coming in!"

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Selling out: Tarzan's Pet Shop

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Soifer, on the other side of town. He doesn't know much about cats and dogs, but he's GREAT with monkeys!"

'Well, to me they're not scarce.'

'I thought you liked animals?'

"Sure, we had dog walkers back in New York. . . I'd just never heard of snake walkers!"

Tortoise

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Hyenas as Pets

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'I'm really thirsty.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

'Well, was the news good today?'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

'Exotic Garden'