Exotic Pet Admirer Pillows

'Oh...I thought you were just speaking metaphorically.'

'The pet store told us she was a 'Teacup Giraffe'.'

"My kids talked me into it."

"Sometimes it's hard to tell whether she's going out or coming in!"

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

Selling out: Tarzan's Pet Shop

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Soifer, on the other side of town. He doesn't know much about cats and dogs, but he's GREAT with monkeys!"

'Well, to me they're not scarce.'

'I thought you liked animals?'

"Sure, we had dog walkers back in New York. . . I'd just never heard of snake walkers!"

Tortoise

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"It's a good boy!"

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Mice playing double bass

Hyenas as Pets

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'I'm really thirsty.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

'Well, was the news good today?'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"