Exotic Pet Owner Gifts

'I know it's unusual, but couldn't you treat him in the parking lot?'

"Does he bite?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

'There is no way you're getting extra gator goodies now, pal!'

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

"Wasn't it supposed to be bring your pet into work day today?"

Seagiraffes

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'I want you to bring me one.'

Hyenas as Pets

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"Give us a minute, honey."

'I'm really thirsty.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Persian

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

Vet's Waiting Room

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."