Exotic Pet Owner Gifts

'I know it's unusual, but couldn't you treat him in the parking lot?'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

'There is no way you're getting extra gator goodies now, pal!'

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

"Wasn't it supposed to be bring your pet into work day today?"

Seagiraffes

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Hyenas as Pets

'I want you to bring me one.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'I'm really thirsty.'

"Give us a minute, honey."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"What have you done with the doctor?"

Vet's Waiting Room

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'Exotic Garden'

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Persian