Exotic Pet Ownership Gifts

'For Christmas, I'm taking Bongo back to visit his homeland.'

Seagiraffes

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Hyenas as Pets

'I want you to bring me one.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'I'm really thirsty.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

Vet's Waiting Room

Persian

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"What have you done with the doctor?"

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

'You're spoiling that dog!'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

"It's for the damn parrot"