Exotic Pet Ownership Gifts

'For Christmas, I'm taking Bongo back to visit his homeland.'

Seagiraffes

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'I want you to bring me one.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Hyenas as Pets

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'I'm really thirsty.'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

Persian

Vet's Waiting Room

"What have you done with the doctor?"

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'You're spoiling that dog!'

Snake Charmer

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

"It's for the damn parrot"

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."