Exotic Pet Aficionados Gifts

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Timmy Before Lassie

Seagiraffes

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'I want you to bring me one.'

Hyenas as Pets

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'I'm really thirsty.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Persian

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

Vet's Waiting Room

'Exotic Garden'

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

"What have you done with the doctor?"

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'You're spoiling that dog!'

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."