Exotic Pet Keepers Gifts

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Seagiraffes

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Hyenas as Pets

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'I want you to bring me one.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'I'm really thirsty.'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

Vet's Waiting Room

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

How did you get a talking gerbil? Long, long, long story. My mom was a geneticist. My dad was a zoologist. They were in love once, but they loved their science more, and grew far, far apart. To save the marriage, they joined forces and created a talking gerbil, Herbert. A tiny creature to cherish and solidify their bond. Run for your life. I pooped myself. 'Twas a fool's errand.

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

"What have you done with the doctor?"

Persian

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

"It's for the damn parrot"

Timmys Pet Ostrich

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'