Exotic Pet Collector Gifts

"The zebra broke again."

'We have a clearance sale on this, older stock.'

"Oh I'm sure that sign doesn't apply to ol' fluffy here. She's a GOOD bison."

Seagiraffes

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Hyenas as Pets

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'I want you to bring me one.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'I'm really thirsty.'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'Exotic Garden'

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

Vet's Waiting Room

Persian

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

"What have you done with the doctor?"