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"The zebra broke again."

'We have a clearance sale on this, older stock.'

"Oh I'm sure that sign doesn't apply to ol' fluffy here. She's a GOOD bison."

Seagiraffes

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Hyenas as Pets

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'I want you to bring me one.'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'I'm really thirsty.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"What have you done with the doctor?"

'Exotic Garden'

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

Vet's Waiting Room

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.