Collecting Exotic Pets T-Shirts

'See, Doctor, it says right here, 'the saber-toothed Macaque makes a wonderful pet'!'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Seagiraffes

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'I want you to bring me one.'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'I'm really thirsty.'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Persian

Vet's Waiting Room

"What have you done with the doctor?"

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

"It's for the damn parrot"

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.