Collecting Exotic Pets T-Shirts

'See, Doctor, it says right here, 'the saber-toothed Macaque makes a wonderful pet'!'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Seagiraffes

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'I want you to bring me one.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'I'm really thirsty.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Persian

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

"What have you done with the doctor?"

Vet's Waiting Room

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"It's for the damn parrot"

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."