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"I'm walking the sloth. See you all in a week."

Seagiraffes

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Hyenas as Pets

'I want you to bring me one.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'I'm really thirsty.'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

'Exotic Garden'

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

Persian

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Vet's Waiting Room

"What have you done with the doctor?"

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'