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"I'm walking the sloth. See you all in a week."

Seagiraffes

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'I want you to bring me one.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Hyenas as Pets

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'I'm really thirsty.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

'Exotic Garden'

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Persian

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

"What have you done with the doctor?"

Vet's Waiting Room

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."