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"I got them from Amazon."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Raised by Dogs

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

I'm sure it's fake.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'Grrrr....'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

COVID tips from Wild Animals

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'I'm really thirsty.'

"They're out to get me... I keep getting phone calls that say 'spam risk'."

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

Sportscasters on the Savannah

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'