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"When the mayor closes a zoo, the animals have to go somewhere, Martha."

It was at times like this John had his doubts about keeping a wild boar as a pet in his flat!

Exotic pets make themselves at home.

"Wise up. You and me do not make a ferret craze."

'How are your Siamese fighting fish?'

'Alice, would you mind putting George-boy in the other room? Howard's allergic to great wooly mammoths.'

'PURRR! Did I say it right?'

"Shots...what's yours in for?"

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

'What's that you say Flipper ,,,We need to go to the shops and buy more sardines,'

Vet's Waiting Room

"Apparently it was on the wedding list!"

"Well at least you can't say I never give you anything."

"And he doesn't shed at all."

"He's very lazy you see, so he wanted a pet that would live a long time and that he would not need to walk every day: here I am..."

"We used to keep in in a hamster cage. But then he went through a growth spurt."

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"Wow, she game. . ."

'Well, I'll be - nothing has changed since I was flushed as a kid.'

"He's not 'a Chihuahua mix' or 'a Pekingese mix' ... he's a rat."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"It's great having a place in the city where you can run your rhinoceros off leash."

"The dog misses you."

Elephant Poop Scoop

'We're measuring the tub to see how big an alligator we can get!'

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

At the vet

'See, Doctor, it says right here, 'the saber-toothed Macaque makes a wonderful pet'!'

When exotic pets clash: 'What makes you think it was my python that ate your warthog!'

Snake disappearing through door.

'Careful, he bites.'

'I'm really thirsty.'

'The dog's going through changes.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'