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"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Eskimo turtle

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

Clive had searched high and low for an unusual birthday gift!"

'You're shorter than I expected.'

Zzzzzz...

'Exotic Garden'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"He's gone goth"

TSA Noah

"Too much concealer?"

Dog Park / Cat Park

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Bears

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Spring Training

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"