Exotic Animal Enthusiast Gifts

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

'Actually I'm looking for something that will eat next door's dog.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'Wouldn't a cute little schnauzer terrier have served just as well?'

"Turning blue...breathing difficulty...I think he is allergic to our new pet, doctor."

'Look at it this way, Dr. Dresher. You'll be the local camel expert.'

'I'm sorry, but we're all out of both whales and eagles.'

'Alive, they're like part of the family, dead they make wonderful draught excluders.'

"Oh, the economic crisis... when I think of what I've got to part with to keep the Lamborghini, the racehorse and the house in St. Tropez..."

'Hey guys! Meet Zubri, a zebra here on holiday from Africa...'

"Yes, he is a bit slow, but he's really careful and I've been assured that I'll have him for a long time."

"It serves me right for trying to order a pet online."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"As strange as it may seem to you, a vow of silence includes not owning a pet Howler Monkey!"

"Listen mate - don't mess me about! Did you, or did you not, 10 years ago, adopt a mountain lion cub. . .??"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Seagiraffes

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"First date hairball... awkward."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.