Exotic Wildlife Enthusiast Gifts

"By hunting a species to the edge of extinction it becomes more valuable, and we make more money by hunting it."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Giraffe Umbrella

"Look, a bug!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Garden Goddess.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Koala

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"The unlucky lemming"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Marco ..."

"Eat me"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Giraffe Selfie

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"I love this time of day."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'