Exotic Pet Keeper Mugs

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"What have you done with the doctor?"

'My chameleon has something wrong with it's leg.'

Seagiraffes

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'I want you to bring me one.'

Hyenas as Pets

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'I'm really thirsty.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Vet's Waiting Room

Persian

'Exotic Garden'

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

Snake Charmer