Exotic Pet Enthusiasts Mugs

'I smell anal glands!'

Seagiraffes

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'I want you to bring me one.'

Hyenas as Pets

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'I'm really thirsty.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

"What have you done with the doctor?"

'Exotic Garden'

Vet's Waiting Room

Persian

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'