Modern Pet Guardians Gifts

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"He likes it."

Cats on Board.

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

A day in the life of a dog.

"No not the puppy please"

Take You Home

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

Remote-controlled cat flap.

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...'

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

Nesting Camp, Pecking Camp, Cock-a-D00dle-Doo Camp … Whatever happened to growing up free-range?

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

'The kids just get so upset when a pet dies, so we decided to get one of these tortoises that live to be 150.'

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Sometimes I worry about you, Axel. Teenagers are a big source of anxiety for their guardians. You don

'Yeah, hi, Bob...when you asked me to pop in and feet Spot, I was kind of under the impression he was a dog!'