Exotic Pet Guardians Gifts

'Yeah, hi, Bob...when you asked me to pop in and feet Spot, I was kind of under the impression he was a dog!'

Seagiraffes

Cats on Board.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'I want you to bring me one.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"No not the puppy please"

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'I'm really thirsty.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

Vet's Waiting Room

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

Persian

"What have you done with the doctor?"

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

'Careful, he bites.'

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"It's for the damn parrot"