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'Yeah, hi, Bob...when you asked me to pop in and feet Spot, I was kind of under the impression he was a dog!'

Seagiraffes

Cats on Board.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I want you to bring me one.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"No not the puppy please"

'I'm really thirsty.'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

Persian

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Vet's Waiting Room

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

"What have you done with the doctor?"

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

'Careful, he bites.'

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"